Funny Russian Army Test

Saw this popular funny test in Russian blogs, so post it here. Let's have fun!

“Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might.

If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

So, what number you can't see?

Ear Size: Show your personalities!

Funny enough, you can know your personality!

Take a photo or look at your profile in a mirror!

I have drawn two lines as a reference to show how to determine the size of ears. Are your ears BIG or SMALL?

Let's see the answer here now:

A. Small Ear - You tend to a sensitive person, you always over react on trivia. You are all nerves and it leads you to think negatively. But you are always careful, speak and act cautiously, you always perform well. If you can train to open your mind, you can have brilliant achievements. If you are friend with this kind of person, be cautious of not making them misunderstanding your intentions.

B. Big Ear - Can show your talent in your own field. Have a living faith and always being energetic. If you encountered troubles, you will become even more powerful to overcome those. If men have big ears, they are always active at work or in love, show their infinite energy perfectly, you can expect much from them. As people with big ears work so hard and less cautious to consider completely beforehand, they are easily blind to some troubles, and it obiviously affects their careers. It is better to consider this to improve themselves.
If you have ears not so small and not so big, you are a person having some personalities go between big and small ears.

Thank you very much for your reading.

Mini Test: Your Jaw shows something!

You jaw shows your ability and willpower.

See and read your profile in a photo or in your mirror.

Check with the picture, choose the one which is similar to you:



1. a&b are equal in length:
You works in a serious manner. You keep working hard to achieve success, you get a chance to have a fruitful career before 30's. But you are a person who lacks decision, you have difficulties to hold a position of responsibiltiy. If you are a woman having a gentle nature and proper behaviour. You can be a perfect wife.



2. b is longer than a:
You see many opportunities, but you easily lose it and face the failures. You can have a fruitful career in your 30's. You are jumpy and always feel nervous over trifles.If you are a woman, you indeed have great abiltiy, you are only too bad to express your feelings.



3. a is longer than b:
You are a person of great ability. You can ba a good leader, you are strongwilled and you easily get promoted. Though you look so weak on your appearance, but indeed you are so strong inside.



Thanks for your reading.

The light in the picture shows your personality

The light in the picture shows your personality

A mini quiz that shows your personality ~ It’s funny~ It’s helpful~

Look at the picture below, there are two light sources in the dark. What do you think they are?

A. Spotlights of a car/Street Lamps

B. Eyes of a beast/an animal

C. UFO



Answer:

A. You have common sense and are a logical thinker, you would not do things that are out of your range or unreasonable. You are longing for a romantic love.

B. You are so anxious on something at the moment, so you would think of eyes of a beast/an animal.

C. You are a surrealist believing in surrealism. Or you are now eager to escape from a chaotic world. A portion of persons who chose this answer are now waiting for relief from society.


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How can a key show your personality?

How can a key show your personality?

A mini quiz that shows your personality ~ It’s funny~ It’s helpful~

Look at the picture below, a key in the picture was dropped into the lake. What do you think the key is made of?

A. Iron

B. Gold

C. Wood

D. Silver

E. Copper








Answer:

A. Iron - You always work hard to improve yourself. You get along well with people, people always like you, and don't think you are an outsider. But you are now at low tide.

B. Gold - You now burn with ambition. You would find opportunities all around, and you can gain from those.

C. Wood - You are feeling a bit unsatisfactory or you are really tired at the moment. You look annoyed on everything. You just want to find someone who can support you now.

D. Silver - You can immediately react to problems, you can consider problems carefully.

E. Copper - You are always proud of yourself and are full of talents. But you tend to refuse orders from you boss/superiors, as you think your ideas are much more vital.



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You know about yourself by the way you tear a wet tissue

You know about yourself by the way you tear a wet tissue
The way you tear a wet tissue shows your character.

Question:
How could you tear a wet tissue after dinner?

A. Tear it with force.

B. Find a gap and tear it carefully.



Answer:

A. If you are a man, you don’t mind to project yourself in front of others. If you are a woman, you like to show off, people may feel bad when you show off. When you do it in your first date, it would spoil other’s fun, so don’t do that.

B. If you do that way, you may as well arrange things so neat and tidy, you like to work hard and be quiet. You are kind and considerate.

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You know about yourself by the way you hold a glass.

You know about yourself by the way you hold a glass.


The way you hold a glass can show many things to us. It can reflect what is deep inside your heart.

The way you hold the glass may vary from day to day; it also depends on your mood that day. So you can check your emotion everyday by the answers of the test.




Question:

When you hold a glass, which of the followings suit you the most?




A.Hold at the upper part of the glass.

B.Clutch at the middle of the glass.

C.Hold at the lower part of the glass.

D.Hold the glass by both hands.

E.Regularly swing the glass.

F.Hold the glass by one hand, and a cigarette is on the other hand.


It is a valuable method to learn people. It is easy to observe.
When you dine your boss, your customers, it is also a very useful skill you need to learn.


Answer:

A.You are an optimist; you will never get into a bother on small matters. You enjoy every moments. You don’t have so many troubles at the moment.

B.Your adaptability to new surroundings is one of your good qualities. You are a good person that you are always kind. You are keen to cooperate with others; you seldom make mistakes, as you are always cautious about your work.

C.You can look at every small detail in issues. You worry about your impression from others. If you hold this way with your little finger straight up, you are very nervous at the moment. You are obviously emotional. You are creative and have many good ideas; you can be good at work. You will lose your temper when you are moody.

D.You want to be alone. Sometimes, you may want a change to enjoy the moment with others, but you just can’t get along with others easily. Even when you go for a walk with people, you don’t like much body contact. In fact, you are curious to know different people.

E.You are depressed at this moment; maybe you are facing a trouble at work now. You are surprised by everything; you like to explore the whole world. But you can’t stand a tedious work, you love job that is full of challenge.

F.You are so confident and talented. Freelance jobs are suitable for you. You can show your talent to the best of your abilities. But you may easily make friend with wrong guys.

You know about yourself by the color you chosen.

You know about yourself by the color you chosen.

Color shows many things to us. Color can reflect what is deep inside your heart.

Look at the picture blow:

There are cards in 8 different colors. From this 8 different colors, arrange them in order that the first is your most hated color. Please choose it from the picture instinctively, and don’t confuse it with your favorite colors in reality.
What is your arrangement?







From the last color you chosen, it shows your personalities and your emotion now. What is your last color in your order?

Answer:

A. Yellow – It shows that you are reasonable. You are good in self-regulating and can highly focus on issues. You can be a theorist, though you are talented, you are too proud as well. You are confident and have a real talent, you always expect agreement and praise from others. Anyway, you sometime can be very humble and easily to work with. In no doubt, you are energetic and a man of ability.

B. White – It shows simply mind, it also means ideality. You seldom show your feeling completely to others. Others do not easily deceive you with fair words. You always look deep into a question under you found the answer. You may not be a leader in your group, as you don’t like to show off or project yourself. You are so kind, hard-working and have a sense of responsibility, people like you so much, and they would like to ask you for advice.

C. Orange – It is not a popular color. However, you have a marvelous social skills, you can mix in with all kind of people. You are suitable to work as a salesperson, steward/stewardess or something relates to public relations. A smile is always on your face; you greet people with a warm greeting and a smile. You don’t like the feeling of being alone. When you fall in love with a person, you want to be his/her friend first. You like something new and innovative, you find this world is full of surprises.

D. Green – When you face a problem, you would take action with calmness and resolution. You are conservative. You mind is very clear and firm that you seldom do things wrong. As you are neutrally in all issue, being so calm and not emotional, people trust you by heart. You like to help people as well.

E. Red – You are so energetic and would take action immediately. You are self-motivated, have ambition. You will never give up until the job is done. You do your job in your own way if the job failed you will be in a temper severely. You think all things should be done in your expectation; it really drives you crazy if it is not the case. However, you are never beaten down!

F. Brown – You don’t like clothes too gorgeous, but you do have your style. You see people in their hearts; you are a very considerate person. You are honest and responsible, people trust you deeply. You persevere in an effort, but sometimes you are too stubborn. On occasion, you are just over thinking a simple question.

G. Purple – You are a complex and mysterious person. You are a kind of artist in life; you desperately hope people would agree with your talent, and ability. Sometimes you mind others’ attitude too much, you tends to conceal your feelings. You should be more freehearted when you face your friends. Be aware that you are introverted and emotional, people don’t understand you easily.

H. Blue – You are a calm but romantic person. You sit at silence while you can meditate. You have a high imagination. You are sensitive and kind. You nerve is so sensitive; you care about others as no one does. You can stand the lonely when stay alone. You want to be loved by your true one love. You always pursue your true love. People love your type.

Are you a considerate person? (2)

Are you a considerate person? (2)


See the picture, 2 persons dated at the bus stop, but one of them was late. The one was late said “Do you wait for so long?”, when the other heard this question and would said “X”. What is the “X” then?












Choose the one answer from below:

A. “You are always late!”

B. “Something emergency must hold you there.”

C. “No, I just wait few minutes.”

This kind of question is called “Picture-Frustration”. From this kind of test, you know how you react when your request was turned down/failed to success.

Answer:

A. The opposing party thinks that you think negatively, no matter you are a male or female. You never considerate others’ situation, like to criticize and always speak out discontent and unfairness.

B. You are a reasonable person. Sometimes, you get to the bottom of the truth too hard. You treat right or wrong reasoningly. You will not blame others’ fault and you don’t take it to yourself as well.

C. Always working hard and being so considerate, you care for others’ feeling so much. You tend to repress your emotion and commit yourself to others’ happiness. But in the world nowadays, you could have suffered from that. A suggestion to you is to relax yourself, release your emotion properly.

Are you a considerate person?

Are you a considerate person?


Question:

Four people have waited for the elevator for few minutes. When the elevator reached the ground floor, 3 of them went inside it and one person remained standing in the same place.











Why this person didn’t get inside the elevator?

A. The elevator was overloaded. This person couldn’t get inside.

B. There was a wet smack in that elevator.

C. This person was waiting a friend getting down from the elevator.

Your answer can show how considerate you are.

Answer:

A. You repress your own feelings so much, you wouldn’t go mad easily, you are a very good person. You try not to offend anyone. But you should know that once the repression reaches to a level which you can’t suffer, you would feel unsatisfactory and fretful.

B. You easily get fretful. When you relate with the person you like, you can offer much of your concerns, and you must straighten your face when you met someone you don’t like. Emotional person is who is not easily to mix in. If you think there was a wet smack inside, that probably shows you expect too much from each relationships, and too easily to let others know your true feelings.

C. Always being reasonable, you consider others emotion in the first place. Safety first. You never ask unreasonable requests. You are so sure who benefit you and who are not, and you are a trusted person in others’ eyes. You interactive with people around you very well and the relationship with others is the most stable.

When you are asked about an opinion … It tests your social acceptability

When you are asked about an opinion ….. It tests your social acceptability

Question:
You met a friend of yours one day on a street. He wore new clothes that day, while in your point of view, you didn’t think it looked good, it was a bit queer and definitely not a style match with him well.



When you are asked about your opinion on his clothes, how will you react on his question?

A. You would appreciate his style whatever he wore.

B. Giggle when he doesn’t look at your face, and say you don’t know much of fashion.

C. Tell him what you feel exactly. Despite people tends to wear brown, you have a bad conscience if you don’t tell him the truth.

D. Consider his mood when he asks the question. Tell him your opinion unobjectionably and considerately.

Find the best answer that suits you the most. The answer can show how you treat people, and how is your social acceptability.

Let’s see the answer now:

A. You just simply appreciate others without telling you true feeling. You think “express admiration” is the best social skill. Although others will feel happy to hear it, others normally can’t feel your heart deeply. Apparently, you are doing so well among friends, but it is not real.

B. It seems that you are being so negative and passive all the time. You can’t build up a good network, and you are so frightened to tell others your feelings, you tend to relate badly with peoples. You friendship easily fail through diffidence.

C. Tell your friend exactly how you feel, it sounds good when he receives it with open mind or he is sincerely convinced, it also makes a really good impression and trusts between you two. But you should bear in mind that others may feel repulsion for your honesty.

D. In the eyes of others, you are objective and self-possessed. But sometimes, it is a bit dispassionate, and your stand is too clear and sharp, it hurts others’ feelings. You are a kind of people who would easily separate yours world from others’ world, and you world should not be intervened by others’.

Learn skills to overcome your weakness, then you can deal with peoples easily and happily.